It does not involve rocket science to know that you are always late to office. You have tried everything to resolve that, haven’t you? From explaining how you got caught in the traffic to how you fell unconscious, everything has seen light of the day and has gone pretty old. Nothing works in your favour now, you need new ideas, new full proof ideas that are always going to work. Can I help you? Seriously, these 12 excuses have been tested by our employees and the results are really shocking which you would not like to know, but yeah, you can always try out these ideas:
1. I was driving past a school and I saw a sign that said ‘Slow Children At Play’ so I slowed down because it’s against the law and I respect our legislature.
2. I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn’t come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information and hence this delay.
3. It is all Modi’s fault. At least this is what my father says and you cannot disagree with my dad. He is 6 ft tall and really scary. I had to believe him and hence I was late.
4. My girlfriend dumped me because I apparently was losing my mind this morning. It took me an hour to find it. As soon as I did, I rushed to the office.
5. My neighbor’s aunt came to visit and I had to make her breakfast this morning and I didn’t want my relatives to think that I am a bad host.
6. I was dreaming about a football game and it had extra minutes to penalty. I couldn’t wake up until I finished that.
7. I had to take out the garbage and accidentally placed my girlfriend’s purse in one of the bags. I had no other option than to search the entire garbage can.
8. I received a mail that said “I had won 20 million dollars”. It took me an hour to verify that it was fake and another half an hour to get over that fact.
9. My left turn signal was not working, so I had to take all rights to get to work.
10. My clock was set to New York time and hence my alarm did not wake me up.
11. I had to turn around halfway here because I drove off and left my roommate locked in the bathroom.
12. I woke up to find out that my father was beating my younger brother by shoes. That’s rarely an issue. The problem was that he was using my shoes.
